unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

fitnessfoodfabulous:

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

Reblog if you dont have a bra on.

Reblog this if you like Supernatural. No questions, just do. It’ll make sense later.

something-human:

fallenfromthetardis:

lordzantrifreya:

how could one not reblog this?

I hope this is as fruitful as the Harry Potter one.

Re-blogging because the love is real

931

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

stability:

michaxl:

I FORGOT TO POST THIS LAST NIGHT I CRIED

J.K. Rowling in collaboration with Pornhub.com

stability:

michaxl:

I FORGOT TO POST THIS LAST NIGHT I CRIED

J.K. Rowling in collaboration with Pornhub.com

Anonymous asked:
How far do you take your boyfriends dick in your mouth?

pzychedelicious:

I prefer to take it up my nose so I can snort his semen and get high on premature life